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High stock levels - we hold stock, (many of our competitors don't hold stock)
Free UK delivery on orders over £30
Discretion - your card statement will show NoChex Ltd
Free batteries supplied with all toys that need them
Free lube with all toys
All transactions processed using 128 Bit secure server
All transactions in our sex shop processed in Pound Sterling
Free gift sent with all orders

Thanks for all your help, and your customer service is second to none.

We look forward to having a good customer relationship with you in the future...
Paul, London
Absolutely fantastic! Thank you very much. It's very nice to have someone that is dedicated enough to help someone get everything squared away. I appreciate the time and effort you've spent helping me.
Chris, Canada
Thank you for your fast response Iím sure I will be ordering from you again thank you for your professionalism.
Joanne, Essex
Thank you for all your help, thatís fantastic customer services!!!!!
Tracey, Beds
I think you have a great website and excellent products.
Lloyd, Slough
Fantastic service! Great delivery speed and packaging, well done!
M Adam
Just to let you know that the goods arrived today! Thank you for your excellent customer service and extremely fast delivery.
Thanks very much for your assistance. A very good and helpful service with prompt replies to questions about my order. Would very happily use you again and more than happy to recommend you to anyone who needs such products.
Your service is very prompt and I will be shopping with you in the future.
A. Fraser
Just to let you know the order arrived about an hour after your message did.

Great service - thanks.
Goods were received the very next day. Such a quality service. It's a shame other companies couldn't be more professional as yourselves. Thanking you again.
Hi - thanks, received safely and very quickly. I'm impressed! Regards and Happy New Year
Arrived promptly and safely. thanks for excellent service.
I just wanted to say thank you for your great service. The package arrived on Friday in good condition and to the correct address. Thank You again for your great service.
Fantastic service, goods received thank you.
All arrived, and all is perfect. Thanks so much for your quality shop.
My order was delivered today, to the right delivery address thanks to the Post Office, who corrected my mistake with the post code. Many thanks for your extremely efficient service. Well done.
I have placed order with you before and find your site to be excellent.
Just a quick note to thank you for your excellent service. My order arrived today, having only been placed yesterday just before lunch.
Everything came the next day, all is well, much fun had and thank you very much!!!!!
I'd just like to say that, having made my order yesterday and had it arrive today (Saturday), I'm absolutely delighted with the level of service I've been given. I'll definitely be using your site again.
Jamie, Scotland
Hi Nicola, thanks ever so much for resolving this so quickly - I'm most impressed with your customer service! Many thanks Wendy
I received my order to day 4/12/2008. Thank you for the fast delivery and smooth transaction. Look forward to shopping with you again.
thanks a lot - it's great to find a clear website that specializes in gluten free food
thank you for your quick reply to my email, good of you to reply so quick.
First of all I would like to say how pleased I am with the service you provide. You are the first company I have delt with that has a prompt dispatch and delivery service.
Thank you very much, i am pleased to do business with you. I will look at products in the future and will use you again.
registration worked, order placed, and received meanwhile, great service, thank you for your help.
We were astonished that the goods arrived on the Isle of Man the next morning. Thank you so much for your attention and speedy response.
Thanks for being so efficient with my order, just got it today. I will be ordering more soon.
I have recieved my item and I am happy to say that your service is great.
Well Nicola, i am truely amazed at your response time, Apologies accepted, i wish all companies were so efficient !! Well done my dear keep up the good work, totally excellent service, you've got my business and recommendations from now on.
Many Thanks,
Thanks for the order.
Quick delivery and well packed.
Firstly I'd like to congratulate you on your superb delivery time and dispatch.

Secondly, I'd like to take the opportunity to say how easy it was to purchase and pay for my goods via the internet. I'm not usually an internet shopper but I found it very confidence inspiring and easy to follow.

Once again, Thank You for an excellent service.
Your reassurances were helpful because I rarely buy on the Internet.

By checking your web site on 24th April I discovered that the purchases were being despatched.

I also followed progress of delivery through Royal Mail tracking service.

The goods arrived here promptly , well packed, and in good condition, at about 10am on Saturday 25th April.

I am very impressed by your efficiency and helpfulness, and I would not hesitate to use your site again.

I would also certainly recommend you to others.
I picked up the order from the post office today. Thank you for your speedy despatch and excellent products, I look forward to dealing with you again in the future.
My purchases arrived today and the quality of service,information and delivery was outstanding.
Thank you.
Just a quick note to say that the order came within 2 days, the products fitted my wife purfect and the quality of the products was excellent.

I will be ordering from you again and will recommend your company to others.

Thanks Colin
I just want to verify that I have received my package, and I must say it was well worth it! Thanks for such a high quality product! I look forward to conducting business with you again in the future.
Thank you very much for the email and the exceptional delivery time.
Just to say thank you very much for your excellent service.My goods arrived today (Friday) and I had only placed the order with you two days previous. It's good to know customer care is alive and well!

Many thanks for your time, and I would like to say one again that I was very impressed with the speed of dispatch and delivery of the order and the prompt reply to my query. Well done and many thanks.
Now that's what I call good service. My package arrived this morning at 8.30am. Thank you very much
Thank you!

May I just say that the team of customer service employees have reignited my faith in humanity - such corperate care for the customers is greatly appreciated! I'll be sure to return to buy items with you in the future!
Thanks for getting things changed so quickly much appreciated, off to the Post Office to return corset. So nice to get real service these days we will continue to use your online services.

Cheers M

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