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  • Willie Measuring Stick

    Find out which category you fall into with your willie by using this novelty measuring stick which has centimetres on one side and inches on the other. Are you a fail, teeny weeny, a lightweight, a work-in-progress, tasty, a tonsil tickler, masterful or hung like a bear? If you can make it all the way to the top (10 inches/25 centimetres) then your willie is a true star! Available in Pink as shown.

    Your Price: 2.99

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  • Hanging Hearts Desire
    Hanging Hearts Desire

    Your Price: 2.25

    Hanging Hearts Desire

    Let your heart speak and surprise that special someone with your personal message! Would you like to send your friends and family an original message? Well, now you can really surprise them, with your personalised Heart's Desire.Right through the centre of this beautifully designed red heart is a blank scroll on which you can write your personal message or wish. Each Heart's Desire has been fitted with a hanger with which the receiver can hang the .....

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  • Pink Hearts Desire
    Pink Hearts Desire

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    Pink Hearts Desire

    Let your heart speak give away your Heart's Desire! Do you like to surprise somebody in a very personal way, want to tell somebody you're thinking about them, or want to wish somebody good health or good luck? Then go ahead and surprise a friend or loved one with your Heart's Desire! These nicely decorated hearts are also available with the words I love you. The words that are understood by anybody on this world and have become universal to all languages. .....

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  • Sexy Scratch Cards
    Sexy Scratch Cards

    Your Price: 4.49

    Sexy Scratch Cards

    Unlike your regular scratch cards, every sexy scratch card in this pack of eight is guaranteed to be a winner getting you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Winning symbols include woman on top, sideways straddle, man on top, please with a toy, doggie style, oral sex for him, oral sex for her and sixty-nine. Scratch away and get lucky!

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  • Perfumed Panties Car Air Freshener

    This pair of sweet smelling miniature panties are intended for use as a car air freshener and have a handy satin string to hang from the interior mirror. They are also perfect to for freshening drawers, bathrooms and suitcases or as a general room air freshener.

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  • Sexy Vouchers
    Sexy Vouchers

    Your Price: 1.60

    Sexy Vouchers

    Each Sexy Voucher book comes with 10 challenges. Tear out the treat you want to give or receive. Available are 'Hen Night' with dares involving men and the bride-to-be, 'Sexy Vouchers for Her' with 10 sexual favours for her greatest pleasure and 'Triple X' with 10 really hot sexual treats!

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  • Little Devil Horns
    Little Devil Horns

    Your Price: 2.79

    Little Devil Horns

    Instant party fun is assured when the cheeky devil in you is on the loose! The perfect addition to a fancy dress costume or party wear, place these Devil Horns on your head and enjoy a hell of a night out! The headband adjusts to fit most sizes of head and the horns are padded to add that extra touchy feely twist.

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  • Stag Night Dares Badge

    Wear this badge of dares for a fun night out! When you're ready to play, place the badge on a flat surface, decide who will spin first and perform the dare where the spinner stops. Choose from 16 different dares including flash your underwear, pull open the nearest zip, get an article of girls clothing, down a pint of beer in one and many more. Suitable for stag nights and boys nights in or out.

    Your Price: 3.99

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  • Hen Night Dares Badge
    Hen Night Dares Badge

    Your Price: 3.19

    Hen Night Dares Badge

    Let the fun begin with the Hen Night Dares Badge! When you are ready to play, unclip the badge from the Hen's clothing, place down on a flat surface and decide who spins first. Perform the dare wherever the spinner stops. Then the next player takes their turn. Dares include pinch a man's bum, down two vodkas in one, chat up an ugly bloke, dance round your handbag, stroke a man's lunchbox and more!

    Your Price: 3.19

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  • Willy Drinks Can Top
    Willy Drinks Can Top

    Your Price: 2.38

    Willy Drinks Can Top

    Willy Drinks Can Top

    Your Price: 2.38

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  • Boys Night Out Card Game

    Meeting the lads later? Here's a pack of 50 bar room pranks, tricks, dares and challenges to add to the proceedings. Become the trickiest bottle top slinger in the business, show off with clever bar tricks or be a dare devil and who knows you could end up scoring points off your mates. So if it's a Stag Night, birthday or a night down your local, this pack of cards is a must. It's simple to play, fun to watch and thirsty work.

    Your Price: 4.97

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  • Hot Date Card Game
    Hot Date Card Game

    Your Price: 4.97

    Hot Date Card Game

    Fancy some extra fun and flirting? This pack of 50 cards will do just that. Simply fill in the missing word from the suggestions to complete the card. It'd down to you whether you're up for a laugh or want to get raunchy. How far are you prepared to go? Suitable for two or more players.

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